意大利式战争

“二战”时(shí )期(🔨)，盟军要实施安奇奥登陆(🔼)计划(🃏)，迫于对一门叫安奇(qí )奥大炮(pào )的(🎗)超(chāo )级武(wǔ )(🥈)器的忌(jì )惮(🍖)，要派(pài )(🗼)两个精(jīng )锐特(tè )工去摧毁这门大(dà )炮(🌗)，结果(📼)两个傻逼被(🐿)派(🕔)了(🔸)去(qù )，最后(🗄)经过(guò )一连(🕯)串搞笑事件，阴差阳错的最后完(📞)成(🎿)了任务(🗑)。　　片段(duàn )一：德国(guó )人在北(běi )非布置了一个(⏺)陷阱，准备了(🔩)一幅假的防御工(gōng )事(🖲)地(dì )(🔢)图(❔)让这二个士兵带回(🥔)去。他们却阴(yīn )差阳(🏂)错的(🤠)拿走了(le )真的(de )地图，最终赢得了战役(🥫)。　　片(piàn )段(duàn )二：他们化装成管道工(gōng )潜入德军(jun1 )在意(🧣)大利的司令部，给他们卫生间的(de )(🥊)管(guǎn )道修得(💍)乱(luàn )七八(🦇)糟，把将军淋了(⛏)个落汤鸡(jī )。将军(jun1 )去(qù )换(🚶)衣服，拉开抽(🔈)屉发(fā )(🙎)现(💿)一(yī )套新的军(jun1 )服，于是洗(📛)头洗脸(💏)准(📸)备换上(👵)新军服的时候闭着眼把脸盆里的脏水倒进抽屉里了(🚡)（柜(guì )子旁边(🚽)有(yǒu )(🎐)一个废(fèi )水桶）。那个(🚻)将军是(🐂)最(zuì )主要的一(yī )个(gè )配角(jiǎo )，很(hěn )有意(💑)思。到影片结束前1分(🈺)钟，都没有一句台词。最(💕)后(🈂)说了一句“谢谢”。　　(✒)片段(duàn )三(sān )：德军(🍾)有一门(🚓)超级大炮俯视(shì )着联军将(jiāng )(🐣)要登陆的海滩。这二个士(shì )兵居然化装成希(xī )特勒和(hé )随(suí )从，去视察(🖥)大(dà )炮，把大(🐼)炮炸掉(diào )了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……